I'm Freakin' Out Here

Okays, to really understand Gil The Carnie ya' have to understand what causes him to wake up screamin' frum a drunken' coma at 3 in the morning. I’ve made a list of da' creepiest things that I typically have ta claw off ma' body in my hallucination-tic booze-haze.

(Warning: If ya' can take pictures of creepy bugs and animals may I suggest DarthMoridin with his Star Wars fetish, Latigo who's probably talkin' about how manly it is to be kicked by a horse or look at John Bosco's funny pictures)

Aye-Aye



Look at it! Look at those fingers! *shudders* Waking up in cold sweats wit that on da' pillow next to ya'. Yeah, you’d scream like a little girl too.

Draco Lizard



Flying freakin' lizards! Nuf' said.

Tawney Frogmouth



I think it's a bird, but it's more like Jim Henson nightmare.

White Nosed Guenon



I love monkeys, but come on! It looks at ya' with those big sad eyes then it goes fer your throat.

Clowns



In my closet with a big knife, under my bed waiting ta' grab my ankle and on ma' ceiling when I’m lying in bed.

Stargazer Fish



Why God, why?!

Potato Bug



Sweet sunny carpet tacks! Arrrggggh! No seriously, arrrrgggh! I've had arguments wit Mel about how I'd rather have a cobra stuffed down the front o' my pants than have ta' have one of these bastards crawl on my arm. One more time, arrrrggggh!

Nows don't worry about me too much. When my little friends start gettin' me a little too freaked I likes ta' go to my happy place.