Bathroom Wall Literature

So I was bathing in a Shell gas station rest room some where in Mississippi, which, by the way, the rest room looked like two people were having sex while stabbing each other exploded in, but I digress. While washing out some of my delicates I notice on the stall wall a story written obviously by several different people. At some point some one decided to write some thing then it would be added to by another rest room vendor until I found it. I copied it word for word and here it is complete unedited:

The wheels skidded out of control. He was spinning, he was going to die and he knew he would. But wait he thought “how did I get into this mess in the first place?”

Then he remembered! He was being chased by a policeman and he was going down a dark alley and then all the sudden he ramped off a big trash can and then he hit the brakes, very hard at a red light.

He was shocked, not so much by his survival but by the feat of launching a car over a trash can. He pressed a button that changed the color of the car just in time. The Police car turned the corner.

So Frank started driving to the dumpster to get his dog Long Mong. When he got there his dog was rapping to Snoop-Dog and wearing a “bling bling” and a Jersey so he took him to the dumpster next door.

He made it there in good time ditched the “bling bling” and Jersey, after that he made his way to his prerious engagement with his friends for a night of poker. When he got there though, the plans had changed…

Everybody surrounded him with knifes! He froze! He pulled out some ninja stars and threw them. Then he pulled out a short sword and a big dagger and started fighting the man and his hands started to glow with outrageous power and strength!!

The Power traveled to his sword & was releaced in an energy beam that disintegrated all his enemies, but one had blocked it. They locked in combat. The battle was very heated but he finally won.

And then he pooped on his backpack and then started to yell SHIT F*@K ASS BITCH.

“Excuse my French, that just sort of slipped out” he said to the pretty lady across the street who was staring at him in an uncomfortable way. Joe was a taxi driver and in all his years something so odd as a middle aged man taking a dump on the side of the street on a backpack.

Then Superman came down and take the lady and flew away! “No” he said “I must follow him!” Then all the sudden he got a call to pick up a woman! He went and picked up the woman! He thought she was beautiful so they went to his house and had S*X!!!

When they stopped they watched Finding nemo on DVD then went to a Chinese Resturant & had the 2 person buffet. “This was a fun date, lets do it again!” “Yes, lets!” she said. “In a week.” “No, now!” “I don’t want to!” “To bad!” “How dare you!”

And then he’s walking down the line that divides him some where in his mind on the boarder line whats F*@K upped and everthings alright uhoh uhoh The End

I really believe this speaks to all of us.